Monster Virus Protection

The first and last line in effective virus protection, Monster Virus Protection has been specially designed by our in-house boffins, Milton and Miltonella to protect your computer from worms, trojans, robots and terrorism. It also includes a voice function whereupon it will tell you exactly what it's doing whenever active, in the combined voice of The Simon & Garfunkels. Far better equipped than Horton, McDaffy and Pinky&KasPersky, Monster Virus Protection truly is Armageddon for computer viruses (or Ragnarok, depending on your beliefs). Think of Monster as the Spartan Army and the viruses as a small band of Persian rebels – This is madness! The Persians have no chance! Want to add a touch of fun to your virus protection? Why not play the in-built Virus Defender game, now featuring REAL viruses and 3D graphics! Win and your computer will be safe forever, but if you lose, all of your information will be hidden away until you conquer the dungeon of spyware. It’s a really exciting treat! This program really is a monster of a virus protector and remains unbeaten in terms of power and likeability. Monster Virus Protection, I choose you!